CALLING ALL SICKOS--THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! I've been holding in all my very worst bits of bubble guts for the last 32 years and it's all been leading up to this epic expulsion! Your nose will never be the same! You'll gag you'll cry you'll feel things you ai
CALLING ALL SICKOS–THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! I’ve been holding in all my very worst bits of bubble guts for the last 32 years and it’s all been leading up to this epic expulsion! Your nose will never be the same! You’ll gag you’ll cry you’ll feel things you ain’t never felt before! This fine publication is a celebration of all things passed pre-scent and toot-ure. Sequential art’s place in the annals of history is about to change with the release of the Harley Quinn Fartacular: Silent Butt Deadly a comic that promises to have the highest concentration of gas per page (GPP) ever committed to print. Emphasis on committed because everyone who worked on this comic is getting thrown into Dr. Fartley’s Home for No-Good Gassy Gals ‘n’ Guys. Read the comic that Abraham Lincoln called a joy from fart to finish moments before he died! WARNING: We aren’t kidding. If you are grossed out by farts then this comic isn’t for you (and that’s perfectly okay!…though I am judging you!). Unless you want to put your feelings to the test…in which case this comic is for you.
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